mydickisthealpha:

i was at petsmart tonight and this kid was watching all the dogs graduate from doggy training (they had little grad caps and everything omg) and he had his face pressed against the glass and he reverently whispered, ‘i feel so alive’

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frankcrimes:

shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway

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ki3ran-d0ll:

whataboutleslie:

did-you-kno:

There’s a way to stop the ‘tickle’ when someone’s fingers are accosting you.

ri-science:

How neuroscience can help you control your tickling response

Your brain predicts sensations based on your own movements and isn’t surprised when you try to tickle yourself. To combat the tickly feeling when someone else tickles you, cover their hand with yours. 

Your brain can then make predictions about how it’s going to feel, and doesn’t produce the tickle response.

Dr. Emily Grossman explains.

this is important

Also you can punch and/or kick them in the head and firmly establish that they do not have permission to tickle you.

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worldfam0us:

Ass grabbin is an important part of every relationship.

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radical-as-fuhk:

my first boyfriend said bisexuality wasn’t real so i broke up with him and dated his twin sister

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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